What does your Solo MMR tells you?

Hello, it has been almost two years since I first started playing DOTA 2

and ever since then … I never played in Solo Ranked Matches simply because I am too afraid to find out my solo MMR

Yep, my solo MMR has been TBD for more than a year until I decided to finally play and finish all 10 matches!!!

~sadly, playing in the SEA server has brought out the kansur in me and literally made me a 2k pinoy monkey ha-ha-ha

behold~my 2k Solo MMR!!!

It’s both embarrassing and frustrating at the same time, I could’ve done better but I failed to do so 😂

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So, what does your Solo MMR tells you?

1. If you fall under the 1k bracket and below then definitely start quitting and uninstall DOTO for good 😋 (jk)

2. If you’re in the 2k bracket like me, then you’re a 2k pinoy monkey most likely a scrub who’s idolizing D0ndo and still believing that MMR is just a number…

BELIEVE ME, IT”S NOT!!! It’s NOT just a number ‘coz it’ s a matter of effort, experience and expertise

3. 3k-4k MMR warriors are mostly the same and had a lot of time figuring out their gpms and win:lose rate to get there

4. At 5k MMR is where you actually have the bragging rights to be part of a competetive team or so until they reach the 6k-7k bracket

5. Players at 7k and 8k respectively are mostly in the e-sport scene ‘coz they deserve to be there and they’re striving to stay!!!

6. There can only be ONE 9k MMR God Miracle!!!

(but that as before LOL) props to all 9k MMR players out there!

7. the first ever 10k MMR God —–> Abed  😂 (who cares if it’s boosted or not…all we care is that he reached 10K F I R S T and that he deserved it!!!

Also, Abed + Me = 12k MMR so go home your arguemet is invalid!!!

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FINAL THOUGHTS:

I still have 2 months before the year ends,

which means — it’s up to me to raise it or to let it go down-down-down

I am currently sooooooooooooo fighting for my MMR believe me!!! You can watch me go live here in my twitch channel

My current Solo MMR is 2,384

My goal before the year ends is 3k MMR

My RELISTIC goal before the year ends is to reach 2,700 MMR

(pls SEA server be good to me and let me team up with good players)

DOTA 2 and Too much Trash Talking

It’s been raining like forever…. bad day it is!!! 

~You will definitely experience a bad day that will affect your game play,

but that doesn’t mean that you’re bad at this game.

Always remember that having a bad game play doesn’t make you a lesser player ‘coz even the professionals also experience having a bad game play every once in a while.

What’s important is that you know how to keep your cool … especially when your teammates stars to blame, flame and bash you.

Being cool-headed in this game is a difficult task and seems to be almost impossible ‘coz most of the time, players (allies/enemies) will do anything to provoke the hell out of you.

No matter what you do … even if you already gave your best …

there will still be harsh players bringing you down… but we can never blame their maturity level or how cheap they can be…

as for me~I don’t usually trash talk and blame my teammates nor my enemies …

~but I am not saying that I don’t! I do, yes… I sure do, if and only if they initiated it. I never initiated the trash talking nor do I give rude comments without any valid reason…

(~and when I do… congratulations then, ‘coz most of the time… I DON’T!!!)

~But there are times that you wanted to burst it all out because they’veprovoked you real good … yeah!!! so so so so so good that you’ll definitely rage and say harsh stuff that you’ll eventually regret!!!

” I hate it when everybody’s just too effi’n brave just because they’re hiding behind a pseudo name…“

~So the question goes down to this: How do you deal with trash talking from your teammates and enemies?

‘coz I sure don’t know how to deal with that … especially when the trash talking gets too intense from both parties!!!

So I’ve thought of some solutions … I sure hope that they’ll help:

1. Ignore and pretend not to hear or see their bad comments… and secretly laugh at their immaturity 

2. Mute them when they start to trash talk and bash you. Show them how many f*cks you’ll give… NOPE! ZERO F*CKS GIVEN BRUH~

3. Repeat numbers 1 and 2 ‘coz I can’t think of anything else…is there any other way to deal with this kind of situation? 

P.S. Play with your friends instead … they wont trash talk you nor will they blame you for anything and if they do, it’s nothing personal since you’re friends and that’s what friends are for LOL

PEACE!!!

TYPES of DOTA 2 PLAYERS

 [DIFFERENT KINDS OF DOTA 2 PLAYERS] (PART 1)

You might have played the game for years and played with or against different players but for a newbie like me, it’s amusing to encounter different kinds of DOTA 2 players. So here is my so-called-DOTA2-players-classification based on my observations.

(Don’t get offended though…it’s just for fun!!!)

Coach Anzai: They’re experienced and matured enough (or so they think) to tell you what to do and not to do, what to buy and not to buy, where to go and not to go, what skills to use and not to use. In short they’re the DOMINANT and DEMANDING ONES where in fact they’re just as BAD/NOOB AS YOU!!! They usually utilize the holy microphone. (Will you just quit it already? You’re just as NOOB as I am! WTH?! You’re not my mom!)

I only follow orders & commands from senpais & not from noobs like u!

Daldalita/ Blabber Mouth: They’re the ones who keep on blabbering things every single time especially when they die. They keep on blaming you for their own mistake and death. Remember that they will always talk and even more whenever they get eaten.

(Shut up food?!) 

Pulis/Policeman: Here comes the police!!! They’re the ones who’ll come to the rescue right after the clash has just ended. Osm right?

What’s more amazing is that they know the exact timing when to arrive!!!

~ LOL (expect a KS from them of course!!!)

Noob: They’re the ones who keep on calling you noob even for the slightest mistake you commit. They’ll even blame you for their death and call you noob for eternity. Let’s just understand them for their vocabulary is limited and thus, noob is the only word they know!!! (there’s a high tendency that they’ll trash talk you and eventually rage quit)

Bata/Kids/Kiddos: These spoiled little brats are too immature that they always throw a tantrum and whine over the simplest things!!!  They will keep on bugging you to fck off their lane and their prey. They will call you ks (kill stealer) if you happen to help them. They don’t know the meaning of teamwork and cooperation. They don’t know how to share because they’re superstars,  that’s why!!!

BONUS: They’ll bug you to death to give them an item/set!!! biatch plox?! 

(Another type of DOTA 2 player which I am reflecting on whether

I’ll include in the list is the gangster!)

The Gangster: He doesn’t care a sh*t about you, but one thing’s for sure…he’s going to trash talk the hell out of you!!! He’s going to feed and he’s going to do anything it takes to keep you and your team from winning!!! He’s going to creep block you in a clash and he’s going to buy tons of courier and let them die in mysterious ways!!!

LOL I sure hate them!!! P.S. don’t forget that he’s also going to rage quit like a noob

Have you ever encountered them as well? What are your thoughts about my list? Pretty harsh?—I am sorry if my list turned out to be more of a rant than a classification

~ LOL so, enough of the hate.

My next post will be about  my favorite list of DOTA 2 player classifications.